AISubs v3.7
- Hello, we're Fischer's! - I'm Fischer's! - I'm Sushi!
- Everyone, haven't you had enough stimulation lately? - We haven't. - I see.
- We want to do something fun. - Yes.
- There's a famous saying, "Art is an explosion." - There's no such thing.
- I think we can say that in our videos, too. - Yes.
- This time, it's an original explosion competition! - Oh!
- Oh, oh, oh! - It's famous.
- Explosions are flashy and fun. - Yes.
- I don't think you can buy dynamites or anything like that. - Yes.
- But you can make your own. - Explosion competition.
- So you're going to make it?
- We're going to make it. There's a lot of things like plastic bombs. - Yes, yes.
- And like dry ice and things like that. - Yes, yes.
- But it's good and you can use it for gunpowder. - Oh, yes, yes.
- Making bombs and stuff like that? - Yes, yes.
- Well... - There's explosives and stuff like that.
- Well, it's a little different from explosives. It's a little dangerous to make bombs.
- You're going to set it on fire, aren't you? - Hmm...
- You're going to set it on fire, aren't you? - I think we can do it.
- No, it's going to be tough. - I think we can do it.
- Bombs aren't supposed to be like that. - Well, you said bombs, but it's an explosion.
- But if you mix it up, it's usually dangerous.
- If you can change it a little bit, I'd like to change it.
- I think it depends on how you show it.
- Well, I don't think everyone's determined. - Yes.
- Well... - I think it's a little tough.
- Well, if you change it a little bit, you won't have a prototype. - Yes.
- Let's change it a little bit. - It can't be helped.
- Well, it's dangerous. You can't step on it. - Hmm...
- But it's nice outside. - It's nice outside.
- The weather is nice.
- That's it! I was going to do it, but I couldn't take a break. - Yes.
- Oh, that's good. - Thank you. - Okay.
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- The water cutting competition! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
- Everyone, you've done water cutting before, haven't you? - Yes.
- You know, the rock that falls into the river. - Yes.
- If you look for that rock and turn it around and throw it... - Yes.
- The water will stick to it. - Yes, it feels good.
- But you can't say, "Wow, I've done it ten times." - Yes.
- You say, "This is going to cut a lot." - Yes.
- You have to do it yourself. - It's not a stone.
- It's okay if it's a stone, but is it dangerous if it's a stone in the first place? - No, a stone is fine.
- You can throw a stone at the river. - I've been doing it since I was a kid.
- The situation is changing. - If a fish hits and the fish dies, it's too much thinking.
- I think it's better to think too much now. - It's dangerous if you think about it.
- It's not zero possibility. - Let's change it!
- The risk of a fire is too high. - But it's hard to see outside, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's hard to see outside in time. - It's getting harder and harder for me.
- If there are a lot of flies and mosquitoes in the room, I think it's okay to cut it once. - Yeah, it's dangerous.
- It's safe. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
- The 3rd Big Cut Championship! - Let's do our best!
- It's time for the 2nd one. - That's right.
- We're going to have fun with it. - Yes.
- This time, we're going to give a question to both of you. - Yes.
- The three of you will answer it and see who is the most interesting. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- What has been a huge boom among elementary school students in 2032? - Wow!
- It's been 30 years. - It's been 10 years.
- Yeah, it's been 10 years. - It's been quite a while.
- It's been 10 years since I learned YouTube. - It's been a huge boom.
- I think there are elementary school students. - I think there are elementary school students.
- I think there are. - What do you think? - Yes!
- Let's do it. - Let's do it, Setsuya. - Yes.
- What has been a huge boom among elementary school students in 2032 is... - A blackboard drop.
- An iPad drop. - Wow!
- Wow!
- I think it's all iPad. - I see.
- And it's been a lot of erotic videos. - Yeah, it's been a lot of erotic videos.
- Can you say it? - This is tough. - What?
- It's tough. It hurts. - Yeah, it's tough.
- I think I'm gonna drop my iPad on my head.
- It's dangerous and Eldot's going to...
- First, there's going to be an arrangement.
- No, but I'm in the middle of it.
- But "in the middle of it" sounds like a joke.
- I mean, it's a little hard to imagine.
- I don't know if I should copy or...
- Now that you say it, you may start to question it.
- Should I cut it out?
- Should we cut it out?
- Yeah, let's do it. - Should we end it?
- I think it's too realistic.
- Okay, can I get off? - Yeah.
- Let me ask you some questions first. - Okay.
- What has been a big boom between elementary school students in 2032?
- Smartphone tablets!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
I was like "ahhh"
It's been a while since I did it like that
I did it over and over again
But you know, if you say you shouldn't do it like me
I don't think you should do it like me
No, it's easiest to do it like me when you hit your phone
No, it's not like you're hurting someone
Yeah, you're doing it violently
It's like you're doing it on your own
It's not like you're hitting your card
No, if you tell me "it's because of Tokaiwa"
My parents will scold me
But it's funny, it's funny
I'm starting to understand
What I should be careful of
Yeah
This is dangerous
Let's be conscious of it once and do it
Yeah, let's do it once and do it
Let's do it once and do it
Before it's funny
Let's do it in a way that anyone can say it's funny
Yeah
You know
If you say you shouldn't do it like me
We're six of us and you're four of us
You won't say "it's because of you"
No, I don't think it's good
It's definitely not good
That's how it is
Yeah, that's how it is
It's that line
If you say "something happened" or "something might happen"
There's no end to it
But you have to get rid of it
Ah, I see
I see
But if you edit it, it's fine
There's a picture on top and a reason why it's not there
Ah, that's right
If you hide it like that, it's fine
Yeah, you'll probably say it if it's not there
No, I don't think it's bad
Ah, this!
That's dangerous
It's a manufacturer
What is it?
It's a manufacturer
Why?
Ah, I see
What did you say?
Can you see it? Can you see the cap?
Can you bring me a cup?
Okay
Ah, it's not good
No, "someone" isn't good
"Someone" isn't good
Saying "someone" for the first time in a video...
I don't know. It's kind of unclear, isn't it?
Yeah. I don't know. It's kind of unclear, isn't it?
"Someone" isn't an official name, so it might be better to put in a profile or something like that.
You're pretty bold, aren't you?
You've been doing it for a long time.
It's not good for someone who doesn't have a name on the office homepage to show up normally.
You might get weird comments all the time.
Yeah, you might get mistaken for a suspicious person.
Basically, I've been putting it out all the time.
But if I'm the only one drinking it, I think it's a leader's independent...
You're saying it like it's got something to do with business.
A cup for one person and a cup of tea...
No, it's not like that.
You should go get it yourself soon.
It looks like you're using parsley.
You have a bad impression of it.
Oh, my God.
I'm going.
This is what it looks like.
If you take this, you'll get it for free.
Tea...
Oh, you can get all kinds of tea.
It stinks of coffee.
It smells like shit.
You guys...
No, you're doing dirty things.
Oh, my God.
Stop it!
Just for me, okay?
I'm going to put this on.
He's...
I'm not going to let you do it.
You look like you're underage, but...
Huh?
You look like you're underage...
By the way, are you underage?
You're right. Why do you look like you're underage?
No, I think this is just the right color.
Let's use it as a background.
You can't sit there.
No, you can't.
By the way, can we put this out soon?
You're starting to say a lot of things.
Then I'll do it again from the beginning.
Oh, yeah, we haven't put it out yet.
Yeah.
I mean, video-wise.
Yeah.
Then I'll think about it.
How is it?
Can I have some water?
Sure.
Here you go.
Thank you for the water.
Thank you for the water, too.
Do you have any prejudice against me?
I'm sorry.
I mean...
If it's tea, you have to say what you think of the tea.
Otherwise, the maker will be angry.
No, it's a good line.
If Toshimitsu hadn't told me at first, I would have done an explosion competition today.
This is the era.
No, I don't want people to notice it.
Let's do it like we've shifted naturally.
Yeah.
Can I say it?
Oh, can I say it first?
Yes.
Let's go.
What has been a big boom between elementary school students in 2032 is...
Kintama Kakemata.
You...
You can't say it for a moment.
I don't know.
Should we do a version with Kintama or a version with Kintama?
It's all bad.
Everything is bad.
Even poetry is bad.
Only "pins" are good.
It's hard to say that everything is bad.
And we're wrong about the letters.
Wait a minute. This is really dangerous.
Whoa!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
The corner is broken.
If you cut Tetsuya's face there, what do you do?
No, I'm serious.
The cover will come off.
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
Don't show it.
First of all, it's cool and it's garbage.
Cool and garbage?!
It's the worst.
It's amazing.
The worst sunglasses and the worst earrings.
There's no big letters.
Only the last "i" is like this.
It's like "wack".
Damn it.
It's like Bish's high school student.
Bish's eyes are like this.
My bad.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're really bad.
Shibayu is really bad.
Honestly, I've been thinking about it all along.
I'm going to cry a lot in the video.
You're going to cry, aren't you?
You'll say "Kintama" or something like that.
It doesn't really go with the times.
That's true.
What?
No, Shibayu's "omoshiro" is over.
It hurts.
It's disgusting.
It doesn't matter.
It's not a joke, but it's like a joke of the Showa era.
To be honest with you, it's a joke of Heisei.
I don't understand people's voices.
Can you stop it?
What?
Can you stop it?
Can you stop this project for once?
Think about it again.
Can you stop it?
That's what happens.
It's too terrible. Everything is bad.
Times.
I'm sorry.
I'll edit it and do something about it later.
Can you leave?
I want to drink, but I don't know where it is.
Oh, I see.
I'm leaving.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's the worst.
Ochinpo.
Ochinpo 30.
You're saying it's too old.
One is enough.
It's a bad era even if it's one.
I'm glad you said it.
But I thought about it.
It's too late to be funny.
I think you should change it.
It's been a long time.
Let's stop making funny videos and aim for the future.
Let's stop.
"Toukai-on-ya" will broadcast at 21:07.
Sigh...
I don't know...
"jihou" channel has been in bad shape recently.
Yeah.
"Toukai-on-ya" aimed at a clean channel that thoroughly eliminated the elements that should be criticized.
As a result, it became "jihou" channel.
Criticism is gone, but is this really what we wanted to do?
I'd like to support it a little more, but...
I feel like there's another way to do it.
Yeah.
But there may still be things we shouldn't do.
So, "jihou" is "pakuri" now?
Yeah.
No, "pakuri"...
Oh, I see! That's the starting point!
"Pakuri" is the starting point of "tatakareru".
That's right.
Is that so?
Yeah.
Let's go harder.
Not "pakuri", but "katayama".
Hard...
"Kataku"...
"Kataku", huh...
Hard videos...
And hard...
Hard...
His own appearance, voice, and way of thinking led to the fire, and as a result of aiming for a thoroughly hard video, he decided to shoot a diamond.
And the year was 2100XX.
Wait, you bastard!
It was a little hard, but if it was like this, I wouldn't do YouTube!
In this way, the YouTube world's morals collapsed.